You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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