you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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