VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
