brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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