New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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