How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have post one night stand depression
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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