I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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