I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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