It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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