remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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