Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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