So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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