Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I deserve this hangover.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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