Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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