it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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