nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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