what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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