This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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