Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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