Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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