i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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