Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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