Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize