Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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