we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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