Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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