I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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