I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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