She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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