and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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