i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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