It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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