This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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