I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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