I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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