Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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