i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
