So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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