Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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