we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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