Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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