belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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