You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
