Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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