If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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