dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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