He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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