Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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