i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have tasted many bathrooms
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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