Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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