I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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