How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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